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ABOUT DAMN GOOD PEST CONTROL

Your neighborhood pest guy.

Damn Good Pest Control is built around relationships, honesty, and treating your home like it actually matters.

HOW IT STARTED

Pest control wasn't the original plan.

Before pest control, I spent some time working in law enforcement. After leaving that field, I took my first pest control job.

My dad told me I should quit and find a factory job β€” something consistent that would pay the bills.

I didn't listen.

I stayed in pest control, kept learning, kept improving, and spent years working for other companies. Along the way, I repeatedly ranked among the top technicians β€” including top 100, top 10, and number one.

WHY START A COMPANY?

Eventually, enough customers said the same thing.

Over the years, customers regularly told me I should start my own pest control company because of how thorough I was, how I treated their homes, and how I treated them.

After hearing that enough times, I finally decided to take the plunge.

Damn Good Pest Control was created to be the kind of company I'd want servicing my own home: honest, personal, thorough, and straightforward.

WHY THE NAME?

Because another generic corporate name wasn't me.

Damn Good Pest Control wasn't even the original name I had in mind.

But the more I thought about it, the more it fit. I didn't want to build another company that sounded like it came out of a corporate naming meeting.

I wanted the name to say exactly what the goal is: provide damn good pest control and damn good service, without the runaround.

WHAT THAT MEANS FOR CUSTOMERS

No bullshit for a sale.

I'm not going to lie about what I can take care of. I'm not going to promise something pest control can't realistically deliver.

If Damn Good Pest Control is the right fit for your home, I want to prove it through the service β€” not through a high-pressure sales pitch.

The goal is for customers to actually be happy when their technician shows up. Someone familiar, trustworthy, and welcome at your home β€” someone you know is there to help protect it.

COMING APRIL 2027

Want to be here from the beginning?

Damn Good Pest Control will begin serving Des Moines and surrounding areas in April 2027.

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